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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Corny Joke Thursday

I just started three
12 hour shifts Wednesday and
I'm tired, so pardon my post for today.  Corny jokes for Thursday:
A little old lady went to the doctors office for a check up.
The Doctor asked her what he could do for her.
She says, "Doctor, I have the worst problem with passing gas.
Luckily, it is silent and doesn't smell."
Doctor says, "Ummm hmmm"
Lady says, "You probably don't know it, but I have passed gas three times since we've been talking."
Doctor replies, "Ummm hmmm, Try this prescription and return to my office in two weeks."

Two weeks go by and the little old lady returns for her follow up visit.
The Doctor asks, "How are you doing today?"
Lady replies, "Doctor, instead of getting better, it is getting worse.  I still pass gas, but now it stinks to high heaven.  Luckily, it's still silent." 
Doctor says, "Well, we've got your sinuses cleared up, now we need to work on your hearing."
BA DA BOOM

Told you they were corny. 

 Confucius Says:
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many
Prunes get good
run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is
Left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon
find him in
Cathouse.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Beginning with that joke.
Have a Terrific Thursday!

2 comments:

Candice said...

ha! Thanks for that little giggle before bed :)

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